Like any god worthy of his salt it is through their works that we can
judge whether they are worthy of our worship and Lionel Richie is no exception.
He addresses his followers with a simple message that many people of religion
have wanted answering for millennia. 'Hello, is it me you're looking for?' This
message is simple yet effective it shows that when you need him he is there for
you. He is emotionally there for us through the power of his music. If you open
your ipod we shall sing…
His biggest miracle to date of course is the ability to dance on the ceiling. Defying the laws of gravity is well within the capabilities of such a god and he does it to such rhythmic ease it is hard not to be in awe of this god powers.
He may not have fed the five thousand but he can make a female not once, not twice but three times a lady and if truth be told I think that is much more of an achievement. Ok so he has never led a people out of Egypt. He is very popular in the Middle-East though. And according to the gospel of Wikipedia He will be remembered for the inspiration he gave to the Iraqi people against the allied invasion as the hymn 'All night long' was played by civilians to repel the invaders. Also according to this gospel he has huge ability to pardon condemned men who otherwise would have faced the full force of the laws of the United Arab Emirates. If that is not convincing enough I don't think I could ever convert you.
I like to picture the fact that Adam when he was created looked like a man with badly permed hair fashioned into a mullet. It is good to know that a god can be humble as well as all powerful. It really is reassuring.
Where my analogy falls down a little is that god adopted his son to Mary and Joseph. Lionel Richie adopted his child. Jesus was famous for his many miracles although like Ritchie was a gifted teller of stories, Jesus could be a little sarcastic when it came to talking to the rich.
Nichole Richie was adopted by Lionel and given the benefit of a luxury upbringing from the charitable donations given to him through the sale of his records. How did she repay this faith? By hanging out at fancy parties with the devil, umm… I mean Paris Hilton. Just look what she did to those nice girls Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
I know you are dying to ask about the potato chip advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7mmXeRvgLo). I would just say it is important if you are a god to have a sense of humour whether that is being thrown through a window by Gary Lineker or making light of a big flood. After all when Noah asked what to build the ark form god replied 'I'd gopher wood.'
His biggest miracle to date of course is the ability to dance on the ceiling. Defying the laws of gravity is well within the capabilities of such a god and he does it to such rhythmic ease it is hard not to be in awe of this god powers.
He may not have fed the five thousand but he can make a female not once, not twice but three times a lady and if truth be told I think that is much more of an achievement. Ok so he has never led a people out of Egypt. He is very popular in the Middle-East though. And according to the gospel of Wikipedia He will be remembered for the inspiration he gave to the Iraqi people against the allied invasion as the hymn 'All night long' was played by civilians to repel the invaders. Also according to this gospel he has huge ability to pardon condemned men who otherwise would have faced the full force of the laws of the United Arab Emirates. If that is not convincing enough I don't think I could ever convert you.
I like to picture the fact that Adam when he was created looked like a man with badly permed hair fashioned into a mullet. It is good to know that a god can be humble as well as all powerful. It really is reassuring.
Where my analogy falls down a little is that god adopted his son to Mary and Joseph. Lionel Richie adopted his child. Jesus was famous for his many miracles although like Ritchie was a gifted teller of stories, Jesus could be a little sarcastic when it came to talking to the rich.
Nichole Richie was adopted by Lionel and given the benefit of a luxury upbringing from the charitable donations given to him through the sale of his records. How did she repay this faith? By hanging out at fancy parties with the devil, umm… I mean Paris Hilton. Just look what she did to those nice girls Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.
I know you are dying to ask about the potato chip advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7mmXeRvgLo). I would just say it is important if you are a god to have a sense of humour whether that is being thrown through a window by Gary Lineker or making light of a big flood. After all when Noah asked what to build the ark form god replied 'I'd gopher wood.'
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